the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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