remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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