I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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