People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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