As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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