after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i drank out of a bidet.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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