Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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