come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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