3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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