HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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