i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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