Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
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It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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