That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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