you traded sex for a burrito?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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