S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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