he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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