I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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