He is an equal opportunity slut.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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