Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
NoShamevember. You game?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
