marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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