i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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