dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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