Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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