I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Girls should come with a carfax report
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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