Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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