Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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