she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
last night I used snow as a chaser
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