I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
