do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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