Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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