you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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