I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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