she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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