Do vagina's smell?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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