i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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