i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think my moral compass just broke
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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