quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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