At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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