So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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