So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I AM VODKA MAN
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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