kristin has been a bad kristin
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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