what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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