She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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