: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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