if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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