i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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