is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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