i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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