For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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