Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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