"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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