If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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