is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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