somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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