ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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